I know I’m being a terrible blogger, but this is really funny.
At some point in the middle of the night while I was asleep, I had a dream I invented a soup recipe in this really fancy foodie language. It was a blended carrot and shiitake mushroom soup, and in the final end product you couldn’t taste the mushrooms at all, but they added “body and earthiness,” or something. I think it was even more foodie-ish than that. It was ridiculous.
Then I woke up and was like, that is gross and I would not eat that soup.
Actual posts forthcoming.